Poor kid, but his genetic material really should dead-end.

Oh… there’s a lot more in this story to make you shake your head slowly from side to side and let out a low whistle of amazement.

•  “The French benefits of this job are good.”
•  “Christopher Columbus discovered America while sailing in Spain.”

English majors, and they were not being funny, these (and all the other examples in the linked article) are actual answers gathered by single professor.  DISCLAIMER:  These “college” students go to a “community college”,  the 13th Grade, but still, shouldn’t the first 12 grades have addressed at least SOME of what is in the story?  Good grief.

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No joke….  people all over Rio Linda, California would be putting their entire front lawn collections of junk cars up on e-Bay,  if they knew about this whole newfangled Internet thang.  Click here and weep that you let that first car go, like I did for a $125.00 … and that I only paid $750.00 for.  A1968 Mustang GT, CONVERTABLE….. 429ci Engine, converted to a classic 289 (I blew the 429, if you can imagine that) while retaining the  sport paint, hood scoop and whole package… rear spring jacks, not a dent, not a spot of New England body rot…. OMG!!!!!!  A HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE CRUMMY LOUSY FREAKIN’ DOLLARS!!!!  I GAVE AWAY A MILLION BUCKS TO BUY A DYING ‘70 BARRACUDA!!!!  KILL ME NOW!!!

Sorry. Was I speaking out loud?  You just saved me hundreds of dollars in therapist bills.  Pour a drink, grab your chair, hide the kids and warn the neighbors… then click here.

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An actual Constitutional requirement to consider the “dignity” of all living things and to address such attrocities as the “decapitation of wildflowers at the roadside without rational reason.”   Story links to full, official, government task force report.

Hold on a sec while I stop snickering….

There, that’s better.  Hey Nancy, get back to us on how that works out for you won’tcha babe? 

  Sneak preview of the 2009 Pelosi Green-mobile (click on photo to enlarge)

Fire has LA under siege, threatening to cut power into basin.  Mass evacuations & state of emergency… click here to go to live coverage

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Ohio Inspector General Tom Charles said his office is now looking at a half-dozen agencies that accessed state records on Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher

Story will creep you out but she’s hot.  Link to story w/photo of Popeye the Artist Woman

We’re having a Garden Burger and mac & cheese, how about you?