Okay, I have GOT to read this guy’s book!

Father Gabriele Amorth, 85, who has been the Vatican’s chief exorcist for 25 years and says he has dealt with 70,000 cases of demonic possession, said that the consequences of satanic infiltration included power struggles at the Vatican as well as “cardinals who do not believe in Jesus, and bishops who are linked to the Demon“.

He said it sometimes took six or seven of his assistants to to hold down a possessed person. Those possessed often yelled and screamed and spat out nails or pieces of glass, which he kept in a bag. “Anything can come out of their mouths – finger-length pieces of iron, but also rose petals.”

He is the president of the Association of Exorcists.   In other news, there is an Association of Exorcists.   Click here,  but cast a circle first or something.

Repeat after me:  Mark Williams’ No. 1 rule for survival and a happy life… it is not necessary to believe in Voodoo to know that it is a bad idea to kick a witchdoctor in the ass.  Oo ee, oo, ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang.