Yummy, Butter-Soaked Massacre! PETA sponsors lobster boil, murders hundreds (of lobsters)
You read that right. PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. The radical animal rights group with the hot, naked, Vegan babes who stand around with lettuce loin cloths to protest eating meat, fowl and seafood.
The back story: Some guy in Europe “invented” a stun gun to kill lobsters “humanely” – like they do with guys on Florida Death Row in Old Sparky. He peddles his CrustaStuns for $3,500.00 a throw (you can buy a real stun gun, with enough juice to bring down your average Mastodon for less than a hundred bucks in most states.)
Anyway, the nice naked chicks at PETA decided that eating an executed lobster that has been cooked is humane (as opposed to eating a lobster executed by cooking) so they ordered two of the $3,500. lobster stun guns and flew the inventor to Arizona… we guess because when people think lobster they think American Southwest (take that Maine!)?
The stun guns were lost in transit so PETA fired up the kitchen and PETA volunteers tossed hundreds of screaming lobsters into boiling water.
Conclusion: Epic Fail
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!!!!
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