Tiger + vodka + slingshots + 3 really, really stupid people = Merry Christmas from Sir Charles Darwin and the endangered species of the world from San Francisco… please, stagger into our grotto
And following this revelation about the now infamous “Donner Christmas Dinner” themed tiger exhibit at SFO, a couple was wed in the closed zoo yesterday. Wedding guests had to clear “special checkpoints”. MarkTalk wonders just exactly what they were screening for, perhaps steaks.
There’s a lot of really stupid packed into the very short story at this link.